macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012

i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit

such base indulgences are beneath me

now if youll excuse me. back to meating off.

I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest

This is deliberate. Greg Abbot killed these people.

for those that didn't see this bit of news: abbot and his cronies squashed city mandates that outdoor workers have water and shade breaks right before the summer heat waves rolled in.

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Hellraiser (1987)

walter white wouldnt have killed all those people if he had decided to just put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen to raise the money instead of making meth